someone threw a dead crab at me
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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