i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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