Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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