please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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