Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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