the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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