I can text with my tongue
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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