I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
