Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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