After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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