put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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