I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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