And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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