I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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