My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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