How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
