I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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