So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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