i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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