IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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