she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
i believe in u and ur pee
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
