Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My ass is underappreciated
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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