Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I would fuck him just for his dog
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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