just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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