Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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