we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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