I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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