You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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