Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We are two peas in an std pod
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I don't deserve a penis
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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