halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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