If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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