Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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