and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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