But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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