True but thats because hes a fetus.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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