"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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