He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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