he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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