I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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