just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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