oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
im having a threesome with these popsicles
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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