He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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