You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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