its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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