I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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