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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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