its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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