I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Couch. On fire.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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