Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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