What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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