So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
my poor anus
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
