She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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