wrigley field is MILF paradise
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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